seltzerflavors

FAQ

What is your shipping policy? How fast do u ship?

Super slow!

Everything is printed to order.

I tried keeping a full stock of everything I sold once, I didn't do a great job at it. And I ended up with a lot of stock that didn't sell. I know that's the price of doing business but, as u may know, I am not a business person.

When you order a print from me, I say "aw, I love that one" and then I order it myself from a local printer. It's a fine process, but it is by no means a fast process. I likely cannot accommodate rush shipping, so please consider that if you're doing last minute shopping. I ask for two weeks *processing* time on prints.

I pack orders once a week.​

I have a full time job and a full time garden. I also need to take my nightly three hour bath or I get rammy. I need to practice boundaries with the business side of this.

Are you closing down the site for good?

No, I always end up needing to take a hiatus for the first few months of the year for one reason or another so at this point I just do it ahead of time. I will start selling again in the spring, but for now, I am MIA starting January 2023 :)

For REALL?

If you really really really really NEED a print, email [email protected] and I'll see if I can make it work, ok??

Are you doing customs?

Not at the moment, but thank you for asking!

How to support you even tho i don't want prints of your nonsense art?

I have a Ko-fi here!

Where are the Phillies shirts?

They are sold on my Etsy page. A third party printer handles printing and shipping them for me. They take about 5-7 business days to ship.


What is your sign?

Leo, tho i think this is clear bc i am so annoying